Me. At least after what I've been through.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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