I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
