I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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