So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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