i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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