Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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