No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
