and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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