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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
