I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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