Do you still have your period?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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