At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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