Sry I called you an 8
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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