She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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