no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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