I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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