took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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