Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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