I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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