these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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