are you still at the devil's house?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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