normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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