I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
There are leaves in my underwear?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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