i don't like sucking hair
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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