After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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