Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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