U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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