I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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