Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize
