the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I bet he comes in French.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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