I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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