Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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