is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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