I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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