Need sex. Gaining weight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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