I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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