Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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