Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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