There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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