that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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