I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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