Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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