You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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