Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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