What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??