You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.