I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My day in three words: secret purse cake
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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