I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
operation have a gay friend backfired
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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