ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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