Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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