I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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