do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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