let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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