butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
